The smoke alarm's battery is low and I do not have a ladder. I have pretty much tuned it out at this point. It is my theory that the smoke alarm companies and the battery companies collaborate to beep earlier than necessary so to stimulate battery sales. I refuse to buy in to their scheme.
I met another person that tucks their socks into their pants.
Please get back on Facebook. Ignoring the social media movement is ill advised, according to Ryan Howard.
Warm regards,
Sara
An incendiary theory! I would not put it past those sneaky bastards. Meanwhile, I am sorry that you have to listen to chronic beeping. You know what might drown that out? Cher. Lots and lots of Cher. And also, any tune suitable for a 1990s dance party.
ReplyDeleteOh! Or this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUWfL32S5PA
These guys are in the accapella singing group at the University of Oregon, and they make me remember everything that is lovely about college. Boys! Creativity! Courtyards on a sunny day! An unbridled willingness to make a fool of one’s self in public! Cut-offs!
I’m assuming you mean tucks her pants into her socks? Because the only place I’ve ever tucked a sock is my bra (true story). But how delighted am I to know of another person who understands the practical comforts and bold fashion statement that is tucking one’s pant cuffs into a good, hearty pair of athletic socks? Who is this strange creature? How did you ever light upon this subject?
Trying to invest with WUPHF.com turned out to be such a disaster, I’m just too embarrassed to show my face on Facebook. I will, however, frequent this blog. How exciting for us that our delusions are finally taking tangible form.
Weekdays,
Ashley
ps. Not going to lie: at first, I thought you meant baseball player Ryan Howard. Which is just weird, because, well, you’ve met me.